"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"
"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"
"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"
"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."
"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"
u kno suga wrote that ‘my voice turns ppl on/men or women my tongue will send u str8 to hong kong’ verse slammed the pen down on the desk nodded 2 himself like ‘daaaammmnnnn son’ bought himself a celebratory pepsi from the vending machine or smth, sittin in the studio feelin like the personification of the sunglasses emoji for the next hour
"ur so pretty and I love ur blog! :)"
"can u follow me back? :)"
imagine an entire room and it’s all bed
no floor, just bed
you roll too far to one side? don’t worry, bed’s still there
all is bed
god is real
Before I saw the picture I thought it would be one of those cushion rooms where people in straight jackets are put. You guys missed your chance.
why do americans start their school years in the middle of the year that makes no fucking sense
when else should you start school????
like a REGULAR HUMAN
WE START SCHOOL YEARS IN SEPTEMBER BECAUSE THAT’S THE END OF FARMING SEASON
CHILDREN USED TO HAVE TO HELP FAMILIES WITH CROPS AND SHIT
BUT NOW CHILD LABOR LAWS
AND WE’RE TOO LAZY TO CHANGE OKAY
Hogwarts starts in September
There you go.
dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone
— Attachments, Rainbow Rowell (via mickeyng)