I actually love dogs more than most people tbh
no homo tho
why no homo?
the french word for dog is masculine and you can never be too safe
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
people legitimately wanting to be around me and like talk to me and be my friend makes me feel a weird mixture of flattery and confusion and moderate concern like. are you sure you want to do this. are you positive. are you aware of how much of an annoying loser i am. is this being filmed. and then when someone laughs at what i say it’s. satisfying but really scary. like are you okay. are you sure
2000 was the year of the emos 2007 was the year of the emos 2014 is gonna be the year of the emos does the emo like cycle every seven years or something
my roommate finally started playing umineko again and she just shouted WAIT KUMASAWA JUST TRANSFORMED INTO A WITCH??? WHAT IS HAPPENING???
I really love villains
not in a ‘poor baby is so misunderstood’ way
in a ‘your amorality is so fascinating and delicious’ way